Oddly enough, it’s for sale as well.

I wish him the best.

Total cost: over $1 Million.

My parents had to pay around $80,000 for their share. Sold Dad’s pristine M-Roadster that he paid cash for, and refi’d the house.

And it was all possible through laying off a few hundred cube-dwellers and scheduling the offshoring of the company’s operations to China and customer service to India. Its good times, drink up dahling!

Not even a month ago. Are they all such atrocious liars or are events unraveling at breakneck speed? Probably some combination.

The world needs more au pairs.

I like taking my band of thugs to play soccer in places like Brigadoon. Even the fields their U8 teams use are polyturf. Ridiculous.

Once you can clip one of those little pansies with a nice, “professional” foul, they fold up real fast.

BTW, did you catch the last Old Firm derby over the weekend? Absolute classic. Just maniacal pace from beginning to end, and the game ended in a bench-clearing brawl. The FA is going to give multiple suspensions on both sides…and, Celtic/Rangers go at it again this Sunday!

Merrill’s Thain Says Firm Doesn’t Need More Capital

April 3 (Bloomberg) — Merrill Lynch & Co. Chief Executive Officer John Thain said the world’s biggest brokerage doesn’t need more funds from outside investors, after speculation that the company needed capital sent the shares down almost 15 percent this year.

Thain, 52, told Japan’s Nikkei news service that New York- based Merrill has “plenty of capital.” His comments were confirmed by company spokeswoman Jessica Oppenheim.

I got my blogs mixed up. Thought I was on wino.

“April 22 (Bloomberg) — Merrill Lynch & Co., the third- biggest U.S. securities firm, raised $9.55 billion by selling bonds and preferred shares after writing down the value of $6.5 billion of assets.”

“The firm sold $7 billion of senior unsecured notes today in its biggest debt offering, luring investors with yields over Treasuries as much as triple what it paid a year ago. Merrill also issued $2.55 billion of perpetual preferred shares that yield 8.625 percent, its largest sale of the securities.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=axqDCKqLjbzA&refer=home

The flavors lasted. None of that “full of flavor, then where did it go” nonsense. I call those: The “ten second lover” wines.

Christina was a cheap date, but she put out.

Compliments of:
Pat’s Cheapo Bargains
She aint Sally’s, but she’s workin on it.

How do you like my new logo?

“Now you’ve gone too far. No one should ever be criticized for how they go about loving booze. We have so little on this earth.”

I hang my head in shame.

What is RISD?