Comments on: Tunnel Arbitrage!

By: still_looking

still_looking — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:39:38 +0000

Pat, 246

Finally home, Nice Cake!!! I officially charge you with DWI, decorating while intoxicated….

sl (ps: I totally dig the skateboard!!)

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:15:47 +0000

But I never knew a tootsie roll and four jujubees could be so important.

By: me@work

me@work — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:05:22 +0000

And, I fu.cking hate the italics thing.
A fu.cking POX on every drug addict and alcoholic right now.

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:03:55 +0000

sl, I swear that tonight was the first time in forever on the wine.

I’m so exhausted that two glasses did me in.

I’ve been to the ER with these kinds of burns before, so I know what to do. No need to waste gas. No bones show, and it’s not ballooning out.

By: me@work

me@work — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:03:28 +0000

Can see the pic. Work computer is filtered. Will look at it when I get home (if I ever fu.cking get home.)
My clinical info mgr shift wasn’t filled. I’m on my own totally for charts (for the most part.)

Fu.ck everyone.

By: me@work

me@work — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:01:24 +0000

Pat 242,

OUCH. You should see a doctor. Come visit my ER. Tonight I have seen more fu.cking drunks, drug addicts and generally miserable fu,cking self centered “all about me” people than you can ever imagine. Everyone has had it today. Not even a full moon. It’s just wretched. I have seen more self induced medical problems: alcohol and drug addiction related problems.

By: me@work

me@work — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:57:00 +0000

reinvestor 232

Oooooooooh I love it! when you talk dirty!

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:54:49 +0000

Realizing everybody’s sleeping, I will share my midnight exploits. Cheap wine and cake.

Kid’s party is soon, but we want to do something at home, just us. So DH carefully suggests maybe a cake and some presents. Cake? Lemme at it. So I bake. I’m gonna make one of those round ones with the pretty icing and make it say, “Happy Birthday!”

So I mix her up as best as I can manually, not feeling like dragging a high chair over to get out the mixer. It’s been up in some way-high cupboard since we moved. I pour the stuff in the round pans – why bother with the whole grease-N-flour routine? We’re just going to eat it, anyways, and it’s midnight.

So I open the oven door, and put one in. Then the other. But it flips over. DAMN, there goes the batter down the inside of the door and into the broiler drawer thing. Crap. Hot. I drop the wine glass, grab the pan back, but it burns my arm so I just toss the pan on the rack and leave.

What can I make? The spilt pan makes a thin rubbery round thing.

This is my solution. I am Cake Boss.

Bonus points if you know what it is and you don’t laugh so hard you hurt yourself. If you are still laughing at 10 am, please donate to grim.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/39818435@N08/4852574722/

By: me@work

me@work — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:53:54 +0000

Oh reinvestor (smoochy smooch) [[[hugs]]] – missed ya.

How are those gasoline soaked boxers?

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:15:41 +0000

So Roman

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:15:10 +0000

Italics

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:52:29 +0000

freedy pesche, this one’s for you, bad boy.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/08/former_nj_gov_jon_corzine_carl.html

By: RU

RU — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 03:22:04 +0000

#191 Pat, I’m not judging your opinion. I just wanted to make you aware that the situation you described earlier regarding your friend is the exception and not the norm. If he is worried about the next election, then most likely he is a political appointee. Considering where you live, the government is the biggest employer so you will run into it often.

By: Mr Wantanapolous

Mr Wantanapolous — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 02:43:21 +0000

“Where did bi go?”

I heard the skunk (50.5) sprayed his ass. Then again, he was short gold.

By: stu

stu — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 02:13:18 +0000

Where did bi go?