Can’t afford to live there either…

From News12:

Report: Home prices hit record high in Suffolk; Nassau market slows slightly

The average price for a house in Nassau last month was $810,000 and the average price of a single-family home is up to $690,000 in Suffolk.

According to by OneKey MLS, the median price of a single-family home in Suffolk in May was $690,000, up 6.2% from last year.

The average price for a house in Nassau last month was $810,000. The number is still up from this time last year, but not a record high.

Nassau’s all-time high was $835,000. That number was hit last August.

Huntington-based realtor Nick Orlando says it’s now common to see someone go at least $100,000 over asking price.

“That’s what’s really keeping prices up, are these few buyers that are just really trying to be as competitive as possible,” he said.

Part of the reason why prices of homes in Suffolk are more expensive now, according to realtors, is that prices in Nassau are even higher, causing people to house hunt further east and creating more demand.

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55 Responses to Can’t afford to live there either…

  1. LAX says:

    First….. offers starting to come in.

  2. Fabius Maximus says:

    Friskies

  3. Dark Phoenix says:

    The US Social Security and Medicare programs for seniors will both run short of funds to pay full benefits in 2033.

    The go-broke dates the two trust funds have moved up due to rising health care costs and new legislation affecting Social Security benefits, according to an annual report released Wednesday.

    The yearly assessment found that Medicare’s hospital insurance trust fund will be unable to fully cover costs beginning in 2033 — three years earlier than last year’s estimate.

    Higher-than-forecast hospitalizations of Americans over 65 years old was a key factor.

    Social Security’s combined trust funds, which support retirement and disability benefits to 70 million Americans, are also expected to be depleted in 2033.

    While the year was unchanged from last year’s report, it was advanced by three calendar quarters within that year.

    The projections reflect higher-than-expected healthcare spending, along with recent legislation that increased Social Security benefits for some workers.

    Once the funds are exhausted, beneficiaries would still receive payments, but at reduced levels. Medicare would be able to cover just 89 percent of hospital costs, while Social Security could pay only about 81 percent of promised benefits.

  4. Dark Phoenix says:

    The co-founder of Home Depot has issued a dire warning about the state of the US economy.

    Ken Langone, who co-founded the DIY giant in 1978, warned that US debt is spiraling out of control and was a ‘scary’ indicator for the state of the economy.

    ‘Look at the amount of debt we raise every year,’ Langone told Fox Business.

    ‘What is it today? Thirty-six, thirty-seven [trillion dollars], going up a trillion a year in interest alone. That’s scary,’ he told the outlet.

    The billionaire said he hoped Washington would heed his warning that ‘we have to be mindful of the importance of our status in the world economy and the world markets.

    ‘If we fritter that away, we’re in trouble,’ the 89-year-old said.

    ‘Four weeks ago, we couldn’t float a 20-year bond. They were unbiased. That’s a dangerous signal. That’s the beginning,’ Langone said referencing recent crises in the bond market.

  5. Grim says:

    Kicking the taco down the road…

  6. Dark Phoenix says:

    Check engine light is on.

    Been for a while.

    Driver gonna get out and leave.

    Passengers gonna be left on the freeway in the middle lane with no lights on and cars coming at 70+ mph.

    Good luck sitting ducks.

    Sincerely, the corrupt Democraps and Repukes you elected.

  7. Dark Phoenix says:

    The GOP megadonor, who once backed Trump, previously savaged the President’s tariff policies as ‘b******t.’

    Langone criticized the scope and timing of Trump’s tariff announcement that triggered a market collapse, claiming the President was poorly advised and his math did not make sense.

    ‘I don’t understand the goddamn formula,’ Langone, who supported Trump in 2016 and has a net worth of $8.4 billion, told The Financial Times in April.

    ‘I believe [Trump’s] been poorly advised by his advisers about this trade situation — and the formula they’re applying.’

  8. LAX says:

    Phoenix…. Get a fucking hobby you nob

  9. Dark Phoenix says:

    Trumps advisors:

    Well the lord sayeth Amerikkka will be the greatest if we go by the rules of the Good Buok.

    Jesus has our back. The Lord says so. We will be risen up and taken to the holy land in the sky if we tariff other nations.

    Don’t be like Tucker Carlson, who shouts blaspehemy by not believing in our instruction manual, he will be going to hell along with those other heathens who don’t subscribe to the Bible.

    Be more like Ted Cruz, a true believer. Don’t give him no Gatorade, it’s Kool-Aid and only Kool-Aid for those true beleivers. Sunday is coming, make sure you put your money in the baskets, the Preists have to pay for your sins to the boys they molested, you need to help them make the payments. The shepherd says so, please obey or you will be meetiing Satan in the future.

    All of the fundamentalists will be saved. It’s Gods will.

    So sayeth the shepherd.

    So sayeth the flock. 😂

    Live in peace and harmony all. Especially those of you who don’t condone violence (unless it’s for someone you don’t like that is .)

  10. Dark Phoenix says:

    Today would be a perfect day for the grid to go down.

    F the peons of Amerikka. What is important is that the master’s AI computers stay nice and cool as they are busy computing how to eliminate jobs and the whole pesky middle class in Amerikkka once and for all.

    Maybe let them cook to death in their overheated Global warming homes.

    Heatstroke, by the way, is a horrible way to die. Better off freezing then getting eaten by a polar bearl

  11. Dark Phoenix says:

    Trump: Senior Musk, I need to cut govermnent spending.

    Musk: I will help you with my superior intellect and DOGE coins.

    Trump: I am a TACO, and changed my mind. I don’t care what you or that Hawiian broad say, Your both fired. I’ve been comprimized, they have pictures of me with Epstein.

    😂

  12. Fast Eddie says:

    Huntington-based realtor Nick Orlando says it’s now common to see someone go at least $100,000 over asking price.

    What happens if 30 year mortgages go down to the low 5s? Perhaps the flood gates open on listings and the price stays steady or drops slightly? What does the FED do at the next meeting?

  13. Dark Phoenix says:

    Paki’s are on high nuclear alert.

    Condition Armageddon. America contemplating Nuke Drop on IRAN.

    Bunker busters won’t cut it. Turns out only a Nuclear Strike will get to an Iraninan hand dug hole in the sand. Those little f’rs can dig like gophers. Must have learned from those illegals in Mexico who are kind enough to dig those tunnels and deliver drugs to our wealthy white people here in Amerikkka, who devour them up at rave parties and share them with friends like Hunder Biden did.

    Girls love the dope, some cash, they are all yours, just ask Epstien.

  14. Dark Phoenix says:

    Aint no such thing as a faithful woman. They are about as reliable as a Jeep.

    Michelle Obama enjoys intimate lunch with longtime male friend as she jets off on lavish Spain getaway WITHOUT Barack

  15. Dark Phoenix says:

    Hide your money, folks. Also here in Amerikkka there is alwasy South Dakota, it’s the Switzerland of the west where you can hide all of your money. Even Russian Oligarch money is safe there.

    Wyoming is rapidly establishing itself as a top destination for ultra-wealthy individuals and businesses, drawn by its tax advantages and high-end real estate market.

    As one of nine US states with no state income tax, Wyoming offers significant financial incentives for affluent residents.

    Additionally, the state’s Dynasty Trust laws allow families to transfer wealth across generations while avoiding estate, inheritance and state income taxes – further solidifying its status as a tax shelter.

    The state’s appeal is amplified by its business-friendly environment and low property taxes, attracting both individuals and companies seeking to minimize their tax burdens.

    ‘Wyoming is the most tax-friendly state,’ Latham Jenkins, a real estate agent with Live Water Jackson Hole told Realtor.com. ‘Retirement benefits are not taxed at the state level, and it’s one of the most business-friendly states in the nation.’

    Wyoming’s luxury real estate market is also thriving.

  16. grim says:

    What happens if 30 year mortgages go down to the low 5s?

    My guess is that nothing happens, if we hit low 5’s, it’s because we’re in a recession with obvious job loss concerns. Inventory up, prices down, sales volume down.

  17. grim says:

    The hate for non-locals in Wyoming is heavy. IMHO, I know very wealthy people that moved there, and are not happy. Not like the coasts where your wealth is warmly welcomed.

  18. Dark Phoenix says:

    Hey Trump

    It’s been 24 hours.

    Didn’t they make a movie called “The Longest Day?”

    When ya gonna stop any wars?

    When ya gonna cut the deficit?

    When ya gonna stop sending our money to other countries?

    When ya gonna make those “shovel ready” jobs appear?

    When ya gonna hire some people you ain’t firing a week later?

    When ya gonna release those “Epstein” files?

  19. Dark Phoenix says:

    Migrants are migrants, even if they are Titanium Dioxide and rich.

    Let them feel the hate that other migrants get. Some migrate to survive, others to sit in their closets like Menendez and count the gold bars.

    If you don’t have sympathy for one, you shouldn’t have it for the other.

    grim says:
    June 20, 2025 at 8:17 am
    The hate for non-locals in Wyoming is heavy. IMHO, I know very wealthy people that moved there, and are not happy. Not like the coasts where your wealth is warmly welcomed.

  20. Grim says:

    In two weeks, always in two weeks.

    The hope is that you forget he promised two weeks.

  21. Fast Eddie says:

    …if we hit low 5’s, it’s because we’re in a recession with obvious job loss concerns.

    From 2009 to 2021, we were in the 4% to 5% range with no noted recession.

  22. Dark Phoenix says:

    Imagine being so stupid to join the military only to be put on the front lines to be possibly ordered to shoot your own people.

    Wonder how many of these “Call of Duty” heroes think about what it would be like to have to pull the trigger on their fellow Latinos who grew up the same way and with you.

    The dilemma in their heads. Be pro AMerikkan. Salute the flag. Oh, and then shoot abuela.

  23. RentL0rd says:

    Migrants –

    When I was working up in northern Minnesota, a buddy told me this story:

    There was a guy named Dave. Born in Minnesota, but his folks moved him to Wisconsin when he was just two. He grew up here—went to public school, earned his badges in Boy Scouts, fought fires, plowed snow, married a nice local gal, raised kids, retired from public works, and finally passed away peacefully at 92.

    They buried him in the local cemetery, right next to the Lutheran church.

    His lifelong friends chipped in for the headstone, and they had just one thing to say:
    “Here lies Dave—who was almost one of us.”

  24. Juice Box says:

    Re: hate for non-locals…

    No Bennys…..

  25. Dark Phoenix says:

    New Jersey and Pennysylvania hate their NYC migrants.

    Can we get ICE to deport them back to midtown?😂

    F’rs can’t drive for shit.

  26. Dark Phoenix says:

    Boeing currently assembling bombs to attack nuclear bunkers.

    They call it the 737 Max.

  27. Dark Phoenix says:

    Dare you to look at this one:

    https://youtu.be/X6sj3tmRFjE?t=754

  28. VSG says:

    lol

    Dark Phoenix says:
    June 20, 2025 at 8:45 am
    Boeing currently assembling bombs to attack nuclear bunkers.

    They call it the 737 Max.

  29. Dark Phoenix says:

    If you wanna know if your girlfriend is faking an orgasm, watch the faces on this one. 😂

    Easy to spot the distortions on the liar’s face. She good tho.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hq7McPAdug

  30. Juice Box says:

    There are only 20 MOPs (Massive Ordnance Penetrator) in existence, there is a shelf life.
    Beoing delivered those bombs to the air force over a decade ago.

    The plastic explosives in those bombs AFX-757 and PBXN-114 can degrade over time, so it is time to use or lose it.

  31. Dark Phoenix says:

    Juice

    Use ’em to blast for rare earths.

    hehe.

    Gonna need ’em.

  32. Dark Phoenix says:

    Handsome Texan dad-of-three killed in horrific freak accident while enjoying game of golf with his father.

    Not bad.
    She got the house, the kids, the life insurance and the pension without a lawyer.

    Who says there isn’t a God. 😂

  33. RentL0rd says:

    DP this one’s for you.

    Can Musk beat Durov in altruism?

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/20/tech/durov-100-children-inheritance-scli-intl

  34. Dark Phoenix says:

    RL

    Musk isn’t the least bit altruistic.

    He is a parasite.

  35. Dark Phoenix says:

    Hey Ma,
    The butter is expiring tomorrow.

    Then eat tthe whole tub of it Special Ed.
    Can’t let it go to waste. We will bury you on Tueseday.

    Juice Box says:
    June 20, 2025 at 9:46 am

    The plastic explosives in those bombs AFX-757 and PBXN-114 can degrade over time, so it is time to use or lose it.

  36. Dark Phoenix says:

    tuesday

    Oopsy. 😂

  37. Hughesrep says:

    9:59

    Read farther down. “ He was a ‘devoted follower of Jesus’ and a ‘selfless giver’, which his wife says was a reflection of his Christian faith.”

    Apparently God is a dick.

    Tangentially knew a guy who got killed on the golf course by lightening at a private club in South Jersey. He was in the rough between the 15th and 16th holes. If he could have kept it in the fairway he would have been fine.

  38. Juice Box says:

    Always a good watch.

    The Bishop’s Final Round

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe5eL8LQdY0

  39. Dark Phoenix says:

    Hey honey,
    It’s not gonna rain for hours. Enjoy your golf game with your friends. Don’t forget to wear the hat I bought you for father’s day with the lightning rod on the top.

    It’ll protect you.

    Love, caring wife. 😂

  40. Fast Eddie says:

    Not in my portfolio but touché for those into these types of investments. I see restaurant chains crash-landing in moment. Just preference. The point being, people must have a few bucks to spend if this stock is at an all-time high, driven by Olive Garden sales. And touché for those that like Olive Garden.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/darden-restaurants-stock-hits-time-144131491.html

  41. Dark Phoenix says:

    MPs narrowly back legalising assisted dying in England and Wales by 23 votes

    guess this is one way to get those old geezers off the social welfare.

  42. Juice Box says:

    re: “assisted dying”

    MyPillow?

  43. BRT says:

    The US medical system already does assisted dying, just they are more stealth about it. They just keep you shackled in a crappy hospital.

  44. ExLAX says:

    “Sold” cha-Ching…….

  45. chicagofinance says:

    Offer accepted? or you have the cash?

    ExLAX says:
    June 20, 2025 at 4:01 pm
    “Sold” cha-Ching…….

  46. LAX says:

    Offer accepted. Fair price.

  47. Hold my beer says:

    Libturd

    Ever hear this guy beat box? He sounds like a synthesizer.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/Old9bEn_lmA?si=vlTHeQkZHGmjLmof

  48. RentL0rd says:

    Congrats LAX. Good timing!

  49. LAX says:

    Whew! Big relief. $1,030,000

  50. Juice Box says:

    LAX – congrats!..

    You will be fine up North. My wife is from there lots and lots of great people.

  51. Chicagofinance says:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7b-Kfg0fU&pp=ygUWZmF0IGJveXMgaHVtYW4gYmVhdGJveA%3D%3D

    Hold my beer says:
    June 20, 2025 at 5:46 pm
    Libturd

    Ever hear this guy beat box? He sounds like a synthesizer.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/Old9bEn_lmA?si=vlTHeQkZHGmjLmof

  52. LAX says:

    11:41 thx! I’m feeling pretty good about it! Should be fun to explore the area.

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