New Jersey Real Estate Agent Claims Bubble Has Burst

Posted on January 19, 2006 by grim

A reader sent this posting on craigslist:

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$200000 – THE BUBBLE HAS BURST-INVEST YOUR MONEY WISELY

Reply to: xxxxxx

Date: 2006-01-19, 10:09AM EST

WE HAVE HOMES LISTED THAT ARE SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER PRICED THEN THEY WERE JUST 6 MONTHS AGO !!!!!! STOP PAYING RENT !!!! STOP WORKING, LIVE OFF YOUR RENTAL INCOME!!!!!! INVEST IN REAL ESTATE

CALL ME,NO STRINGS ATTACHED,TO DISCUSS YOUR OPTIONS AND VIEW PREMIUM PROPERTIES IN THE MORRIS PASSAIC AND BERGEN COUNTY AREA

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

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There you go folks, turns out I was all wrong. All you need to do is give this guy a call. He’ll set you up with a nice real estate investment. You can sit back, drink margaritas, and never have to work another day in your life.

Caveat Emptor,
Grim

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5 Responses to New Jersey Real Estate Agent Claims Bubble Has Burst

  1. Anonymous says:
    January 19, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Now I can trade in my Nissan Altima for the Lexus truck I’ve always wanted..LOL

  2. grim says:
    January 19, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Get 2, I’m sure he could point you to a mortgage broker that’ll just roll that truck right into your mortgage.

    grim

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