From NJ.com:
These 5 N.J. zip codes are among the priciest in the country
A record five New Jersey zip codes made the list of the top 100 priciest places to buy a home in the U.S., according to an annual study by Property Shark, a real estate data company.
They are: Alpine with a $2.9 million median sales price; Avalon at $2.29 million; Sea Girt at $2.24 million; Deal at $2.1 million; and Short Hills with a $1.92 million median sales price.
Alpine reclaimed its title as the most expensive zip code in New Jersey after being unseated by Deal last year. Alpine had a 35% increase in the median sales price, according to Property Shark, landing it as the 28th most expensive zip code nationwide.
That’s the highest Alpine has appeared on the list of 100 priciest zip codes. Its previous high was No. 33 in 2018.
Alpine, a 9-square mile town in Bergen County, can frequently be found on lists of expensive homes. It had the highest priced home sale in New Jersey last year, when a 12 bedroom, 19 bathroom, 30,000-square-foot home sold for $27.5 million. And it has the fifth most expensive home on the market in New Jersey right now.
First—-WOW fourth time this year!
Grrrrrr
This might be the top five list but Clifton has Rutt’s Hut, Silk City Distillery and Punk Bagel! Top that, you f***ers!
“Our market is not slowing down,” said Jack Vizzard, a Realtor with BHHS Fox & Roach, despite conflicts overseas and rising interest rates. “Truly wealthy people don’t get bogged down by the geopolitical environment. Their resources are so wide and deep they can handle recessions or depressions.”
My, aren’t we arrogant and pithy!
And where are the uber special muppets going to get food when the roving packs are gunning down your Shop Rite and Door Dash deliveries while the Republic disintegrates into chaos?
This is your entry for 600K on a busy, main thoroughfare. Eff you, pay me:
https://www.trulia.com/home/815-kinderkamack-rd-river-edge-nj-07661-38015566
They raised the price on this joint. A busy main road (more like a highway) for $1.2 million. Gimme the top three things that hurt your eyes when you look at this mess:
https://www.trulia.com/home/92-forest-ave-paramus-nj-07652-52905018
Who was visionary for this thing? They deserve repeated, open-handed slaps to the face.
Close to $2 million:
https://www.trulia.com/home/592-iroquois-st-oradell-nj-07649-37986133?mid=0#lil-mediaTab
This beauty is at the intersection of Forest and Oradell Avenue. It might as well be at the intersection of route 4 and 17. This flip is the real estate version of a smash and grab.
“What happened to little Jimmy?”
“A tractor trailor ran over him on Forest Avenue… dragged him straight through to Hackensack.”
“What a shame. It was a young family that just moved in last week.”
https://www.trulia.com/home/344-oradell-ave-paramus-nj-07652-37995775
“Yes, Mom’s living with Ellen now and has POA but she’s feuding with Sheila and Robert. Her siblings insist on equal thirds of the house sale but Ellen says she needs all the money to take care of Mom. Robert found reservation info for Atlantis in the Bahamas and a receipt for a dog kennel but Ellen doesn’t have a dog. Hmm…”
https://www.trulia.com/home/475-mildred-pl-oradell-nj-07649-37985705
Everybody wants to live in liberal, progressive states. NJ is one of the few states not obsessed with infringing women’s reproductive rights. We love freedom, even for women.
“ They are: Alpine with a $2.9 million median sales price; Avalon at $2.29 million; Sea Girt at $2.24 million; Deal at $2.1 million; and Short Hills with a $1.92 million median sales price.”
Fast: That house on Kinderkamack Rd in River Edge the location is even worse than being on KKR, the house is on a hill, and isolated, no neighbors based on where the house sits, vs other houses. I believe it sold a few years ago with a 3 handle. Forest Ave is like a highway as you describe, and Oradell Ave pretty much the same. But, it is Bergen Co, and people will do whatever it takes to live here.
Why 19 bathrooms and only 12 bedrooms, is there some relationship between number of bedrooms vs bathrooms in these types of houses?
3b,
It’s a free-for-all now. Grab the cash at the expense of the desperate buyer. I actually see more houses increasing their price than reducing it.
I dated a girl from Alpine who went to Holy Angels when I was in High School. I went to pick her up on day in my car and when I arrived at the stunning and massive white home off Wilson drive and even more stunning mom answered the door, wearing 1980s workout gear. It was like Jane Fonda answered the door. Her daughter had inherited her father’s looks :(
“What happened to little Jimmy? A tractor trailor ran over him on Forest Avenue… dragged him straight through to Hackensack. What a shame. It was a young family that just moved in last week.”
You owe me a new keyboard.
And a new coffee shop as the entire place is looking at me rolling on the floor with tears running down my face….
VSG, guess you were too busy daydreaming about about utopia the day they taught basic supply and demand dynamics in HS…..
Fast: The house on KKR sold for 300k in 2012.
“Her daughter had inherited her father’s looks :(”
When your mom is Christie Brinkley and your dad’s gene pool is dominant…..
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/american-singer-and-songwriter-billy-joel-and-daughter-news-photo/2024573?adppopup=true
leftwing,
I’ve been on a sugar free, flour free diet for three weeks now and I think my synapses are firing on all cylinders. LOL.
COI super soft. Ten 449
CPI
Inflation numbers look very very tame.
Today’s gonna be a big day y’all.
Hey, whatever happened to Pumps? His wife find out about this blog? His Principal? His students (if you could imagine)?
I don’t understand it. As a Bergen County native, my last visit there a few months ago, I was fed up with the traffic/people in about 3 hours. I suppose if you are coming from NYC, it’s still an improvement.
Leftwing,
Joel’s daughter is really cute right there. I’m sure there are better examples.
BRT,
I am in the same camp. It’s shopping mall, strip mall, shopping mall, strip mall. Every major road has traffic. The parks are eh? About the only saving grace is the Korean food around Edgewater/Ft. Lee.
Muppets can’t take on any more debt… begin to scrap the bottom of the produce bin at Aldi and Lidl. Generic cereal or nothing for little Janey. Little Jimmy is still being scraped off that tractor trailor so that’s one less mouth to feed.
Lib: No landing! The party continues!
You owe me a new keyboard.
He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your server!
3B,
Are you starting to see what I see? Isn’t it an election year too? Market equilibrium? Cats and dogs playing with each other? A Pumpkin-free November?
Lib: We shall see, and UBS calling for 275 bp rate cut next year, if so back to the races! Stock market up housing becomes even more inflated, and a rise in inflation too! Is this the new economy??
I don’t see any reason for rate cuts. Unless of course, major recession.
Now housing/rent prices? If you lower rates, they are going to go through the roof. By keeping rates high and perhaps higher, the FED can moderate this bull, hopefully.
Or, they can just keep on fucking the poor and helping the rich. Brazil here we come.
What is this, the 17th straight month the analysts have called for a recession? Stop listening to them. They know the same as you and me. And they can’t be trusted because they represent the high wealth investor which is like 1% if the population. Too many times I’ve seen them intentionally lie to help their client’s accounts.
Lib, cute yes, but your Mom is Christie Brinkley….
The progressive liberals in the North East are not paying their fair share as they ridicule the deplorables and walk by the homeless on the streets with their noses in the air while displaying their “Free Palestine” lapel pins.
Jewish Cemetery in Cleveland desecrated, anti – Semitism is alive and well in this country, and it’s not coming from the Christian nationalists or fundamentalists.
Wow…can’t recall the last time every position was green on a single day….after ditching the hedge pre-market of course…
Giddyup…TGT, just don’t screw me overnight, babe…
All you need to know about anti-semitism.
The death toll in the Ukraine is probably upwards of 200K, at least half, if not more, civilian. The Ukraine was attacked by Russia completely unprovoked. The free world rallied behind Ukraine regardless of the number of innocent people that have been killed on either side. The total death count for this war is over half a million people.
In Israel, Hamas intentionally attacks civilians and takes women, children and the elderly as hostages. This attack is unprovoked, though not surprising considering that killing all Israelis is the published Hamas mandate. Israel retaliates and as expected, the number of Palestinian civilians killed is high as Hamas intentionally used their citizens as human shields. Their headquarters are always built below schools and hospitals and they have never once made the Israeli military a target in their thousands of missile attacks, instead, always aiming for the largest concentration of Israeli population.
The death count to the Palestinians is likely 10,000 or so. The world goes fucking bananas. Meanwhile, the 250,000 innocent lives lost in Russian and the Ukraine are mostly ignored. Why?
Anti-semitism.
but for me it’s not just the congestion. It’s the complete lack of decency for anyone else on the road. I hop onto the Palisades Parkway and some guy is immediately trying to run me off the road like on that video that triggered Pumpkin. Same goes for every red light. They immediately try to cut you off and deliberately cause an accident. Try to cross the street and someone immediately stops on the gas to try to run you over.
The food is definitely good, but I can get food just as good elsewhere within the state without the road experience. Then, I never understood why they wanted businesses shut down on Sunday. They are like “it’s so nice, I can drive” Drive where? Everything is closed.
Eddie,
Check your pill box. You probably just too too many Adderall.
Fast Eddie says:
November 14, 2023 at 8:28 am
leftwing,
I’ve been on a sugar free, flour free diet for three weeks now and I think my synapses are firing on all cylinders. LOL
Fast Eddie says:
And where are the uber special muppets going to get food when the roving packs are gunning down your Shop Rite and Door Dash deliveries while the Republic disintegrates into chaos?
Right here, Eddie, right here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/17uu4w1/amazon_delivery_truck_gets_ransacked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Phoenix
Ive tickets go on sale tomorrow for their US tour
BRT says:
November 14, 2023 at 10:40 am
but for me it’s not just the congestion. It’s the complete lack of decency for anyone else on the road. I hop onto the Palisades Parkway and some guy is immediately trying to run me off the road like on that video that triggered Pumpkin. Same goes for every red light. They immediately try to cut you off and deliberately cause an accident.
Aren’t you a science guy? Didn’t you learn about entropy?
HMB,
Kid told me. Not my weekend.
Beech EX wife told her no. Doesn’t matter that the kid is a straight A student in honors classes.
One has to live with the decisions of a judge in America.
Had I had a roast beef sandwich instead of franks and beans the kid might be going to a concert.
Bill Burr tells it all in Older Dads.
My friend watched it with his wife. He loved the whole thing, she hated every minute of it.
Yes Phoenix,
Adding thousands of New Yorkers to the equation will only make the situation worse.
Lib,
there’s a Stalin quote that puts it in perspective not worth repeating. Or maybe it is since the majority of college kids these days need a real lesson in history. But the world is also going bananas because they are conditioned to. This antisemetic trend didn’t just start last month. It’s been brewing for several years. UC Berkeley last year comes to mind.
The reason they are numb to Ukraine/Russian casualties is because they were also conditioned to by the media. I remember my family telling me how awful it was Japan dropping pamphlets telling their citizens they were winning the war. We do the same to our citizens with Ukraine telling each other they are winning while the Ukraine forcibly drags their last remaining males from homes to send them to the front line as cannon fodder just to wheel in a few more billions for embezzlement.
BRT says:
November 14, 2023 at 10:55 am
Yes Phoenix,
Adding thousands of New Yorkers to the equation will only make the situation worse.
Entropy will only increase. No need to fuss over it, consider it entertainment. America is the best at providing entertainment.
It’s all a show. Sometimes you get to watch, or maybe you will get a part in the play.
Left: I can’t believe the Red fucked up the whole weekend.
She doesn’t look anything like that anymore. She has been chopped up and “improved “.
leftwing says:
November 14, 2023 at 9:23 am
Lib, cute yes, but your Mom is Christie Brinkley….
I took a look at her now. Huge tits. Small nose. Ozempic. Not exactly a pinup, but fine to the eye.
Look at all of the daddy transitions. We were both high school studs. I think Billy dropped out of college, no? Then we both got fat and bald. I sort of look a bit like Billy now only he dropped a ton of weight. I will soon. Or drop dead.
Stock market news today: Stocks rally as Dow surges more than 500 points
It was agreed that Ukraine would not join nato. But they pushed the issue and now they have no country. It was predictable.
Libturd says:
November 14, 2023 at 10:18 am
The death toll in the Ukraine is probably upwards of 200K, at least half, if not more, civilian. The Ukraine was attacked by Russia completely unprovoked.
First time home buyer’s down payment amounts increased this year from 6 to 8 percent, but you can get mortgages with down payments of as little as 1 percent!
lol, cigarettes will be banned in the UK eventually
https://news.yahoo.com/cigarettes-banned-future-generations-britain-us-101410288.html
I wonder what they are smoking
Morbidly obese with an enlarged prostate suits you.
Libturd says:
November 14, 2023 at 11:58 am
Then we both got fat and bald. I sort of look a bit like Billy now only he dropped a ton of weight. I will soon. Or drop dead
Stu: when you bail on NJ this is you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXhBKjDKF84&list=RDkXhBKjDKF84&start_radio=1
Eddie,
The architect for the Iriquois St. listing appeared to be trying to create a native american ancestors experience inspired by the tribal longhouse.
https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/The-Longhouse-Native-American-Homes-STEM-STEM-Engineering-Challenge-Pack-4228971
Phoenix,
Imagine how angry Burr will be after his wife cucks him. Or continues to.
She’s got Ms de Blasio vibes.
You recommend his latest movie?
Lib, lightened up some of my solid gainers with lesser remaining risk/reward profiles….BAC, AAP mostly gone; took some TOST on yesterday dumped that quickly, WBA gone, will reload with some options there soon…dropped some covered calls on a portion of my RSP, that with AXP, MS are core, TGT UHAL NDAQ ZBH VNO hanging around…
No One,
All Netflix releases have this certain intangible made for Netflix quality, and this movie does not buck that trend. That said, it’s Bill Burr rail against woke funny.
No One
I liked the movie. It’s on netflix.
Unreal. Any question on Fed policies and becoming Brazil?
This year, the median age for a repeat buyer — someone who has bought a home before — was 58, according to data released Monday by the National Association of Realtors. That’s down just a smidgen from last year’s record of 59, but it’s up significantly from 36 years old in 1981, when NAR began conducting its survey
Should I watch with or without my wife?
I know nothing about Burr’s wife. I’m not even sure she was directing that gesture at The Don. But Burr is funny. I downloaded the movie and probably want to watch it this weekend. His last stand up was great.
Apparently on the Inflation report, they are claiming a 34% YOY decline on health insurance? Haha, I wish. They changed how they calculated the metric apparently. I need to dig deeper.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-13/health-insurance-is-about-to-boost-us-inflation-after-months-of-relief
Healthcare insurance is supposed to go up 1% on average this year. And yes, they backed out some healthcare costs that went into the report many years ago. Fudging the numbers is fine, as long as they tell you they are fudging it, I think. I read about it last night. At the end of the day, I don’t even know if I trust most of the numbers at all. I mean, look at who is collecting them?
No one
watch this then decide.
https://youtube.com/shorts/zfuBm_FjTzM?si=PaxcSzrBkOL49ArJ
Yeah, I’ve never trusted the numbers to begin with. I mean, I know they are always fudged to the downside, but changing the metric continually makes it no longer a metric in my opinion. If they just fudged them and left it alone for 10 years, it would give you a better idea of the actual direction of things. I can work with baseline adjustments, not changing of inputs.
I just picked up my 21.5 pound bird at ShopRite for $8. I sprung for the Butterball as I find them packaged better and easier to clean. They have Bread & Basket or ShopRite Turkeys, both frozen for the same price. If you ever wanted proof that Bread & Basket was just a fancy label for ShopRite, you have it right there. Instead of rolling a cart through the store, I just bought my Murphy bag. One of the butchers gave me the evil eye. I told him to report me for trying to shoplift a 22-pound free turkey. Everyone laughed. It was the only thing I had in the bag, btw. I later added some yellow tagged burgers and a tray, but I did pay for all three items.
21.5 pounds is a hard bird to cook right. I like going 13 to 15 lbs. We have multiple cards so I usually get 4 turkeys between our spending the in-laws spending. I still have 3 turkeys in the freezer from last year. Usually I smoke one in December for 18 hours until the bird falls apart and use the meat as sandwich meat.
Shop rite employees have gotten very aggressive about shop lifting. The reality is, the whole self checkout and in NJ bag your own groceries only asks for it to happen. If I were an employee paid that wage, I wouldn’t be getting involved.
On the numbers, I find sentiment and EPS the main two to follow. The best part of sentiment is that you don’t even need the number. You can feel it and see it. For EPS, I read the reports of the number of companies that are beating expectations as well as look at the direction the analysts have moved the number. For example, prior to this third quarter, the number was moved down for four straight quarters including this one. This quarter though, eps numbers have actually increased since last quarter signaling the potential bottom of this bear. Now how is that FED quantitative purchasing going? Looks like since May of 2022, they have reduced their balance sheet by about a trillion (a million millions). At this pace, we will be back to pre-pandemic levels by 2030.
BRT,
I spatchcock the bird and then separate the legs prior to smoking her at 275. I probe the breasts and when they reach 165, in three to four hours, I then wrap the bird in butcher paper and then bath towels and place the whole thing in my giant GatorAde cooler. I bring the cooler to my brother’s 90 minutes away (on a good day), and it’s still hot come dinner time. I beg not to have to do the carving every year, but I usually end up doing it anyway. I need to figure out a way to catch the droppings better. I tried putting a pan into the smoker a rack below the bird, but it kept cooking off. Maybe I’ll try to move everything up a rack?
I usually end up with a second turkey from somewhere and I smoke that one ugly (chop it into parts) and make vats of turkey chili from it which I eat throughout the Winter.
I spatchcock the bird and then separate the legs prior to smoking her at 275.
That’s what she said. LOL. Is there a video of this event? Omg… lol.
“ I spatchcock the bird and then separate the legs prior to smoking her at 275. I probe the breasts.”
Do you buy her a few drinks before?
Always probe the breasts!
“Is there a video of this event?”
Of course there is Gary. Well a photo.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/dT8EPbHTZeMJYick6
My turkey amputee fetish.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/gYALvtAhqBPMuHJK8
Autoworkers at Ford’s Kentucky Truck Plant in Louisville, Ky., voted no on the contract agreement reached by the United Auto Workers union.
Libturd Flay,
It looks like the lights cooked that p0rn star turkey during the shoot.
I do the same, but I wasn’t typing cock on my workplace network
Hockey Murder
Man is arrested on suspicion of manslaughter over death of ice hockey star Adam Johnson who was killed when opponent Matt Petgrave’s skate slashed his throat during match
Libturd, I posted this in yesterday’s thread but here it is again. About the Gaza issue and your comment that it is all about anti-semitism:
There is an element of anti-semitism, but you will probably admit that it’s not what the whole issue is about – as Bibi’s government would make you believe. Most of my jewish friends believe the blame is 50/50.
If you could, take a moment to listen to this smart man:
https://www.tiktok.com/@newstatesman/video/7291596199805603105
There is also an element of Islamaphobia going around – but then with almost no moderate muslims standing up, there may just be some validity in it.
jj Lives: I never knew the double entendre in this song was Save It Fellator.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQ5JatwGrE&pp=ygUec2F2ZSBpdCBmb3IgbGF0ZXIgZW5nbGlzaCBiZWF0
Another morning, another middle class white woman thinking she is being trafficked while flying.
The dope out there is really spectacular these days, or they have been brainwashed so badly that when they reach cruising altitude they think their boyfriend is taking them to Mexico:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/17vc83j/another_plane_incident/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Says it all:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/17vc83j/comment/k9a8eet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Another Cougar:
An educator has been arrested on rape charges after she had sex with an 11-year-old boy in a car outside of his Connecticut school.
Alyson Cranick, 42, was charged with two first-degree counts of sexual assault and three counts of risk of injury to a minor.
She allegedly had a two-month sexual relationship with a young boy when he was 11 and 12 years old in 2022. The incident was first reported in September 2023.
The boy told police the two ‘had sexual intercourse in her vehicle’ at Horace Porter School – a pre-K through eight grade school – and that he ‘snuck out of his house on at least 14 occasions’ during the night to meet with Cranick.