Category Archives: Humor

Going out in style!

Posted on October 9, 2015 by grim

From the NY Post: Couple’s ‘last hurrah’ bash at foreclosed Hamptons house A couple that has lived at a multimillion-dollar East Hampton mansion since it was foreclosed on in May 2014 were finally given the boot on Thursday — but … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreclosures, Humor | 86 Comments

HuffPo stands up for Jersey

Posted on October 2, 2015 by grim

From the Huffington Post: Strange Yet Interesting Facts About New Jersey New Jersey gets a bad rap. Sometimes referred to as “the armpit of America” by residents of other states, the peninsula is actually a pretty unique place that has … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 112 Comments

Snippy maybe, perhaps Snooty, but never, ever, Snobby…

Posted on September 23, 2015 by grim

From the APP: Snobsville: Where are the snobbiest places in New Jersey? Here’s the Top 30: 1. Princeton 2. Chatham 3. Mendham 4. Edgewater 5. Glen Ridge 6. Bernardsville 7. Westfield 8. Hoboken 9. Summit 10. Oradell 11. Ridgewood 12. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, New Jersey Real Estate | 119 Comments

Always knew there was something strange about you

Posted on August 14, 2015 by grim

From NJ 101.5: Whoa, N.J.: You sure are naked a lot Real Estate company Trulia partnered with Whisper — an online community in which participants share their thoughts anonymously — and found New Jerseyans are more likely to parade around … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, New Jersey Real Estate | 69 Comments

The difference between NJ and CA real estate

Posted on July 6, 2015 by grim

In NJ, if you have a stalker you can’t sell the house. In SF, if you find a dead body during the home inspection, nobody cares. From HousingWire: Corpse found in $1M San Francisco house for sale – Price could … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 90 Comments

Yeah, New Jersey stinks. Stinks like money.

Posted on July 4, 2015 by grim

I hear people complain about the drive up or down 95, it stinks, dark and dank industrial wasteland. Miles and miles of warehouse, factory, smokestacks, power plants, shipping containers, garbage dumps. It’s beautiful. You can keep your scenic roadways and … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, New Jersey Real Estate | 77 Comments

Hipsters hate Yuppies

Posted on June 25, 2015 by grim

You are fooling nobody bud, you are clearly a hipster in a yuppie disguise. Also, be it noted, white men can’t tag. From the Jersey Journal: Photos show alleged vandal behind ‘Go home yuppie scum’ graffiti in Jersey City Police … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, New Development, Unrest | 116 Comments

How to win a bidding war? – 9 tips from a f*cking idiot

Posted on April 17, 2015 by grim

From Housingwire: How to win a bidding war in today’s outrageous housing market 1. Offer Full Price or More. Money is a major factor in a seller’s decision, but not the only one. Holy shit – what are we paying … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 50 Comments

Unicorns on Myspace will save the NJ housing market

Posted on March 12, 2015 by grim

From HousingWire: 4 reasons New Jersey housing is set to boom It is obvious that the Great Recovery has impacted regions in the U.S. unevenly. One local market has had more to deal with than others: the state of New … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 82 Comments

Why is anyone surprised?

Posted on February 9, 2015 by grim

From the LA Times: Inaccurate Zillow ‘Zestimates’ a source of conflict over home prices WWhen “CBS This Morning” co-host Norah O’Donnell asked the chief executive of Zillow recently about the accuracy of the website’s automated property value estimates — known … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Humor, National Real Estate | 100 Comments

New rule of real estate … Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks.

Posted on January 31, 2015 by grim

From Quartz: Confirmed: Starbucks knows the next hot neighborhood before everybody else does What fuels gentrification? The answer is the same thing that fuels the rest of us: coffee. But not just any old cup o’ joe. Starbucks, the iconic … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 51 Comments

SNOW MY GOD

Posted on January 27, 2015 by grim

Looks like a complete bust for NJ. From the Star Ledger: Blizzard likely a bust as snow projections cut in half, forecasters apologize The first major snow event 2015 will still have a substantial impact in New Jersey, but for … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 137 Comments

Blizzardastrophe Open Discussion

Posted on January 26, 2015 by grim

From the Record: With predictions of snow accumulations ranging up to 3 feet, people across North Jersey started preparing Sunday for The Big One, snatching snow shovels and ice-melting supplies from store shelves and forming long lines at supermarket checkout … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 184 Comments

Sorry, couldn’t help myself…

Posted on January 21, 2015 by grim

From the Star Ledger: Snooki buys new $2.6M Florham Park home Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is expanding her real estate portfolio. The “Jersey Shore” alum purchased a $2.6 million home in Florham Park with her husband Jionni LaValle, property records show. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, New Development, New Jersey Real Estate | 144 Comments

Top 10 in NJ? WTF?

Posted on December 20, 2014 by grim

Another mind numbing “top 10” list from Movoto: The 10 Best Places To Live In New Jersey 1. Fair Lawn 2. Edison 3. Westfield 4. East Brunswick 5. North Brunswick 6. Wayne 7. Toms River 8. West Orange 9. Hoboken … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 42 Comments